Jambo Friends!
This is a small example of a typical conversation I have with some of the local people. Ali, the fisherman delivers fresh fish to my place, our conversation goes like this.

Friday afternoon, phone call
Maria: Hi Ali, how are you?
Ali: Fine Mama Maria, how are you?
Maria: Doing well, thank you. Do you have some fish today?
Ali: No, Mama Maria, too much wind, another day. (Tell that a customer at Giant Eagle)
Monday afternoon, phone call
Maria: Hi Ali, how are you?
Ali: Doing well.
Maria: Ali, will Mama Maria eat some fish today?
Ali: Yes, Mama Maria will eat fish today. How many kilo can I bring, 3,5,10 kg
Maria: Good, Ali, I am happy you got some fish. Can you bring me 3 kg (about 6 pounds) please!
Ali delivers the fish and our conversation goes like this:
Maria: How is your family Ali?
Ali: Well thank you. The girls are all in school and my boy is getting stronger.
Maria: How is your wife doing?
Ali: She is well, she gets fatter, like you!
Maria: Ali, I told you before, don't call Musungu women (white women) fat. It's not a compliment in our culture, tell them they look healthy.
Ali: Sorry, Mama Maria, I will remember the next time.
Maria: Thank you Ali, that's good and you will keep your friends.

(We both laugh and Ali continues with filleting the fish) I paid about 1200 Kenyan Shilling for the fish (about $ 12 for the 3 kg, another stunner for Giant Eagle customer) and had a delicious white snapper meal. How can you not love Kenya!